Suck my diction!

Hello my little STFU's! So I just completed my first semester of university and holy shit was that not fun! Anyway I have come today to discuss annoying people and their vocabulary. The first kind of DICKtion user I hate is the one who uses bigger words than are necessary, just to sound smart. I have what is known as a BS detector, and I am able to tell when you are using big words just to sounds smart because they make you seem like a total douche bag. I'm not saying that using big words makes you a douche, but if you normally talk one way to me and then when you write or talk to someone else you use big words for the sake of sounding smart, you are a douche and need to stop. The second kind of person I hate is people who target others vocabulary to win an argument. An example is, I say "all a y'all" and when I debate with someone they target this and say "wow, you're a hick, ahuck!" Okay first of, that doesn't make your point right, second you are a total dick, third I will cut you down like a fucking tree! So I guess what I'm saying is An extensive vocabulary is a marvelous instrument in the art of Linguistics (See how annoying that is.) Anyway have a good day, I've got some bitches that need cutting.