What do we have here? Nothing, stop snooping!

Hello my stfu's! At one point or another we have all been on the computer or our phones and had someone creeping behind us. After you look at them they try to make it seem like they weren't reading your messages and so they ask "What are you doing?" Now this person is just curious, but remember Mitchell killed the curious.... I think that is how the phrase goes, anyway a good trick for these people is to reply with 'Talking shit about you". The reason this is a good thing to say is because that person was thinking that you were saying bad things about them to begin with and even though you say it jokingly they freak out and wonder if it is true. Another person I have a problem with is the can I use your phoney? These people pretend that they want to use your phone when if reality they wanna creep your texts, thus the name PHONEY! Clever I know. Anyway have a good night and turn around because someone is reading over your shoulder!