HOW IS THIS CONVERSATION STILL GOING!?!?!

Well Hello my little STFU'S. So we have been in a situation when we had to ask someone a simple question and they know the answer. So we do our little dance for information and we say thank you and you close you Facebook Chat message and then boom new message. You open it and they say "No problem, so what are you up too?" no big deal I mean come on they helped you the least you could do is answer their question so you reply with "Not much just watching t.v, what about you" and you get the normal "Nothing, LOL :P" so you reply with "HAHAHAHAHAH" even though it was the least funny thing in the world. So done right? FUCKING WRONG! They come out you with "So I was buying a garbage can and after I bought my garbage can a man saw me and said boy you look like you could help and I did need help!" Now if you are like me you have no idea where this came from and have no clue how to reply so you come back with the always safe "haha." Finally they send you a link to something stupid youtube video and you reply with "Sorry I have to go but I'll watch it later." Which means you sign of Facebook chat and keep on creeping. I hope you guys have a great night and don't run into any long winded hoes.

There is being a bitch and then there is being mean

Another late night post my little STFU'S. So I want you to understand something... I am being a bitch in the right way. I am trying to make it so you can be proud of being a bitch but some people misunderstood me. They think I mean I want you to be mean to everyone. Being a bitch means making people look at their flaws (not physical but socially) and making them realize they need to change. Being mean is when you target someone's weakness to hurt them. Now the flaw I am pointing out today is being a nasty little person who thinks they are justified to say what ever they want because they think they are better then everyone.  Now what I want you guys to do is if you notice someone being mean I want you to stand up for who they are being mean to even if you don't like the person being made fun of. No one deserves to feel like they are wrong because of things they can't control but everyone deserves to feel like someone cares. Have a wonderful night you beautiful bitches.

Fakebook

Hello my little STFU'S so I haven't done a bitch rant for a little while now but have no fear your bitch is here. Now I don't like people who put bullshit on facebook that I know is just to make people think they are cool. Example Under list of inspirational people some people put Nelson Mandela and they don't even now anything that he has done for Civil Rights and South Africa. Or they put a quote from the bible or a famous quote and everyone likes it and puts comments like "That is so deep... I like to pretend that Airplanes are shooting stars because I have issues LOL!" News flash dumbass they didn't think of the quote, they used google until they found something that they could understand. I know we don't have to be honest on facebook but at least we should stop trying to seem better then we are. I lie on facebook however; I don't like things or people because I think people will like them. I liked them because I like them (God that sounds confusing) Anyway I am going to go to bed and don't worry my status won't be "Is staying up forever"

Yeah I am nasty, bitchy, and annoying

I am nasty
I am Bitchy
I am annoying

You are right
You are great
You are loved

Everyone is upset
Everyone will get over it
Everyone Stops being nice

No one is mad at you
No one is annoyed
No one is worst

I am Nasty
I am Bitchy
I am annoying

Another Poem

I ask
I cry
I pray
I regret

I believe
I forget
I remember
I regret

I know
I knew
I wish
I regret

I listen
I disobey
I get hurt
I regret

I'm not up to being angry today

Anybody Home? - Free Verse

You say I’m a whore

I say friendly

You say I’m a bitch

I say I’m honest

You say I’m rude

I say not polite

You say I make you cry

I say I make you feel

You say I’m loud

I say I can’t hear you I’m talking

You say screw you

I say thank you

I’m guess I’m optimistic 

No clever title, I just really hate annoying people!

CHELLO! (NO TYPO) How are my STFU'S today? So I can not stand annoying people. A specific kind of annoying person, this person is known as the sit starter idiot who can't handle when someone they like is dating someone else so they get mad at this person and start saying stuff about them. I understand liking someone and being jealous, but I don't go around saying we had a relationship and they cheated on my with the person they are dating. Now because they did this people take their side and start talking shit about   this couple. I am here to say SHUT UP! The other type of annoying person is over dramatic laughers. I don't mean people with loud laughs, I mean people who laugh obnoxiously. This includes putting their head on a desk to laugh, laughing for ten minuets,  making and annoying sounds, or repeating the joke even though it was just said. Hopefully you don't know anyone like this, but if you do PUNCH THEM IN THE EYE! Night night my children!