Another Poem

I ask
I cry
I pray
I regret

I believe
I forget
I remember
I regret

I know
I knew
I wish
I regret

I listen
I disobey
I get hurt
I regret

I'm not up to being angry today

Anybody Home? - Free Verse

You say I’m a whore

I say friendly

You say I’m a bitch

I say I’m honest

You say I’m rude

I say not polite

You say I make you cry

I say I make you feel

You say I’m loud

I say I can’t hear you I’m talking

You say screw you

I say thank you

I’m guess I’m optimistic 

No clever title, I just really hate annoying people!

CHELLO! (NO TYPO) How are my STFU'S today? So I can not stand annoying people. A specific kind of annoying person, this person is known as the sit starter idiot who can't handle when someone they like is dating someone else so they get mad at this person and start saying stuff about them. I understand liking someone and being jealous, but I don't go around saying we had a relationship and they cheated on my with the person they are dating. Now because they did this people take their side and start talking shit about   this couple. I am here to say SHUT UP! The other type of annoying person is over dramatic laughers. I don't mean people with loud laughs, I mean people who laugh obnoxiously. This includes putting their head on a desk to laugh, laughing for ten minuets,  making and annoying sounds, or repeating the joke even though it was just said. Hopefully you don't know anyone like this, but if you do PUNCH THEM IN THE EYE! Night night my children!

My fault!?!?!?!?!?!?! MY ASS!

Afternoon my little STFU'S! So have you have known someone who did something bad and they told you about it? However what they told you affects a great friend of yours, so you have to tell that friend. This person then gets mad at you even though they are the ones who did something wrong. Now you may say " But you betrayed that friend!" Well shut the fuck up! They can't get mad that people know about something when they were the ones who talked about it first. Another group of people who need to get the fuck off the planet is relationshit developers (No typo). These are people who seem to think they have some sort of relationship with someone, when in reality this person was just being nice to them and they developed in their fucked up little minds that they had a relationship.  I HEARD YOU GUYS TOLD PEOPLE I SWEAR ON MY BLOG! WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!! I THOUGHT WE WERE BESTIES!!!!!  Joking obviously, until next time have a super day.

Speak the fuck up or Shut the fuck up!

Evening my little STFU'S so I am sure you have met the annoying person who is always commenting on things or saying ridiculous catchphrases. You may be whispering to a friend and the commentawhore will say  " I hate people who whisper!" or some stupid bullshit. Another type of person I do not like is the person who seems to want to play twenty questions when you are watching a movie. "WHO IS THAT?"  " IS THAT A GHOST?" and other ridiculous questions that if they watch the movie they will understand. Have a good sleep.....GOD I HATE PEOPLE WHO SLEEP!

I hate people who post on blogs....

Night my little STFU'S. So you probably are confused by my title, because I post on blogs...but I am saying I hate them....SO that makes me a a hypocrite. Now I don't actually hate people who post on blogs, I do however hate hypocrites. "I hate people who hate people" or "I hate people who talk behind other people's back, oh and Casey is a bitch" are famous lines by these bitches. Another quality they posses is if you tell them they are a hypocrite they yell at you and defend how they are not hypocrites. They then talk about you behind their back. The second kind of person I hate is the exaggeration stations. These people make things you do seem worst, and of course you are not around for this because they would be showing a backbone. They will say you backed out of something last minuet even if you gave them five months notice. Get yours hands off me you damn dirty bitches.

OH NO! Now I have to talk to you!

It is Saturday my STFU'S. So when you have a question you give a friend a call or text and they answer so you say thank you and they say " So what are you up to?" Crap! will maybe I can get out of this, unfortunately they say " Yeah I am just going to the market and BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH!" So now we are roped into another hour of conversation with these Talking 24/7 bitch lines. 

Now a Poem:

Don't be so sweet

Don't give me a rose

Don't give me a ring

Don't tell me to be calm

Don't tell me you care

Do give me a heartache

Do give me regret

Do tell me you hate me

Do tell me I deserve the bad

Please be rude

Please be aggressive

Please don't change

Please don't understand the sarcasm