Sunday, February 27, 2011
I hate people who repeat thing....Repeat things......Repeat Things
Hello my STFU'S how are you?.....Yeah don't care. So I believe if you have good news you should share it, but I only need to know this once. For example " Hey guys I got into ________ University.........GUESS WHAT!?!?!?! I GOT INTO _________ UNIVERSITY." It is even worst if this person irritates the living shit out of you. I don't care that you got in, and I am not going to care the tenth time you told me. Another type of person I dislike is the person who seems to think you are their friends, even though you make it clear that you don't like them. "Hey Mitchell!" "Shut up bitch" "Oh you are so funny!" These people usually only talk about themselves and repeat that same thing over and over again as I demonstrated above. However, I love these people because they help you make friends with everyone else who knows them because everyone shares the interest in hating those people. Have a wonderful week you little STFU's.
Saturday, February 26, 2011
Forgive me, I was busy the last two days
Greeting my little STFU'S. I hate people who complain as you are well aware, but I really don't like people who complain who say "You don't know what a hard life is." Excuse me!?!?! You don't know anything about my life and have no right to say my life or anyone else's is easy. The difference is we don't complain all the fucking time. Hipsters are alright, but they do not need to brag all the time! "I was doing that before it was cool" I don't give a rats ass what you did or when you did it. Cool you started a trend that you now hate because everyone likes it. Hipsters = Biggest Douche Bags on the planet. Have a great day, and remember I made fun of Hipsters before it was cool.
Wednesday, February 23, 2011
Love For Food Story - A Parody of Love Story by Taylor Swift
We were both young when I first saw you
I close my mouth
And the flashback starts
I'm standing there
On a reinforced balcony in summer air
See the crumbs
See the milk, the empty cookie jar
I see you make your way across the table
And say eat me, little did I know
That you were Edward Cullen, you were hunting Victoria
And Charlie said stay away from BElla
And I was crying on the counter
Begging you please don't go stale, and I said
Oreo take me somewhere we can eat alone
I'll be waiting all there's left to do is get on a power scooter
You'll be the Junk and I'll be the fat kid
It's a love for food story baby just say yes
So I sneak out to MCdonalds to see you
We keep quiet 'cause we're on a diet if they knew
So close your eyes
Escape this town for a little while
'Cause you were Edward Cullen, I was topaz eyes
And Charlie said stay away from Bella
But you were 40 calories
I was begging you please don't go stale and I said
Oreo take me somewhere we can eat alone
I'll be waiting all there's left to do is get on a power scooter
You'll be the Junk and I'll be the fat kid
It's a love for food story baby just say yes
Oreo save me, they try to tell me to go on a diet
This meal is difficult, but it's real
Don't be afraid, I'll eat you without a mess
It's a love for food story baby just say yes
Oh oh
I got tired of waiting for dessert
Wondering if you were even double stuffed
My faith in you is fading
When I met you on the outskirts of town, and I said
oreo save me I've been feeling so hungry
I keep waiting for you but you never come
Is this in my Gut? I don't know what to think
He knelt to the ground and pulled out a onion ring
And said, Eat me Fatass
You'll never have to be Hungry
i'm double stuffed and that's all I really know
I talked to Jenny Craig, go pick out a white glass of milk
It's a love for food story baby just say yes
Oh, oh, oh, oh
'Cause we were both young when I first saw you
Tuesday, February 22, 2011
Premature Interjeculation
Hello my little STFU'S. Have you ever been talking about something you like and then someone interjects with "OH MY GOD! I HATE THEM!" Excuse me, but I just said I like them so what makes you think you should say you hate them. Also at least wait until I finish my sentence, it is rude to interrupt we learned that in grade 1. Another thing I don't like is "Where did you get that from......The 80's?" Or "That is so 90's." Funny, it was made this year so that makes it from the 2000s. If I want to sing Jenny From the Block I will, and I don't want any sass about how old it is. So have a great sleep.....People have been sleeping since Adam and Eve......THAT IS SO 4000 B.C!
Monday, February 21, 2011
Oh, you got a 98%, you also got a FUCK YOU from me.
Hello STFU'S, hope you had a great start to your week. So there are lots of these people in the world. They pray for tests, they study, and then wait for the results. Studying and doing well on tests is fine; however the people I hate is those that brag about the results. "YES! I got 42 out of 45." Other people didn't do so well and they don't need you to rub it in their face that you did well. Also don't complain about a good mark. Especially about a test that everyone else failed. "I got an eighty.....FML"..........BITCH SHUT YOU MOUTH, before I shove your test down your throat. So if I am may leave you with one little piece of advice let it be this, If you do this, you are a douche and your friends talk bad about you behind your back.
Sunday, February 20, 2011
I'm Glad By Mitchell Leger
I'm glad you're my friend
I'm glad we make plans
I'm glad you don't keep them
I'm glad you don't give me a reason
I'm glad you don't tell
I'm glad I wait all day for you
I'm glad you pretend you didn't
I'm glad my problems don't matter
I'm glad your problems always come up
I'm glad you ditch me
I'm glad you treat me different when others are around
I'm glad you judge me
I'm glad you look at me to feel better
I'm glad you don't care
I'm glad that I say this is the final time
I'm glad that when you ask again I'll forgive you
I'm glad I trust you
I'm glad that I shouldn't trust you
In the end...
I'm just glad you talk to me
I'm glad we make plans
I'm glad you don't keep them
I'm glad you don't give me a reason
I'm glad you don't tell
I'm glad I wait all day for you
I'm glad you pretend you didn't
I'm glad my problems don't matter
I'm glad your problems always come up
I'm glad you ditch me
I'm glad you treat me different when others are around
I'm glad you judge me
I'm glad you look at me to feel better
I'm glad you don't care
I'm glad that I say this is the final time
I'm glad that when you ask again I'll forgive you
I'm glad I trust you
I'm glad that I shouldn't trust you
In the end...
I'm just glad you talk to me
Saturday, February 19, 2011
Mean people are mean....Fake people are skanks
Hello my STFU'S, Hope you are having a great Saturday night. So I don't think there is anything wrong with being mean (as long as you know the limit). I do however not care for people who are mean and then get mad at others for being mean. "Guys that is so rude!" even though they have made fun of this person. Listen you Bitch, I may be mean, but at least I have the balls to be upfront about it. Stop being so fake. Another group of people I hate, is those who like to cyber bully or bully through texting. These people to me are cowards. Say it to my face or don't say it at all you pansy ass. When I confront these people they are all apologies, Then that same night they are texting me shit again. So enjoy your Saturday night, and try being mean to someone's face for a change.
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