Love For Food Story - A Parody of Love Story by Taylor Swift

We were both young when I first saw you

I close my mouth

And the flashback starts

I'm standing there

On a reinforced balcony in summer air

See the crumbs

See the milk, the empty cookie  jar

I see you make your way across the table

And say eat me, little did I know

That you were Edward Cullen, you were hunting Victoria

And Charlie said stay away from BElla

And I was crying on the counter

Begging you please don't go stale, and I said

Oreo take me somewhere we can eat alone

I'll be waiting all there's left to do is get on a power scooter

You'll be the Junk and I'll be the fat kid

It's a love for food story baby just say yes

So I sneak out to MCdonalds to see you

We keep quiet 'cause we're on a diet if they knew

So close your eyes

Escape this town for a little while

'Cause you were Edward Cullen, I was topaz eyes

And Charlie said stay away from Bella

But you were 40 calories 

I was begging you please don't go stale and I said

Oreo take me somewhere we can eat alone

I'll be waiting all there's left to do is get on a power scooter

You'll be the Junk and I'll be the fat kid

It's a love for food story baby just say yes

Oreo save me, they try to tell me to go on a diet

This meal is difficult, but it's real

Don't be afraid, I'll eat you without a mess

It's a love for food  story baby just say yes

Oh oh

I got tired of waiting for dessert

Wondering if you were even double stuffed 

My faith in you is fading

When I met you on the outskirts of town, and I said

oreo save me I've been feeling so hungry

I keep waiting for you but you never come

Is this in my Gut? I don't know what to think

He knelt to the ground and pulled out a onion ring

And said, Eat me Fatass

You'll never have to be Hungry

i'm double stuffed and that's all I really know

I talked to  Jenny Craig, go pick out a white glass of milk

It's a love for food  story baby just say yes

Oh, oh, oh, oh

'Cause we were both young when I first saw you