Speak the fuck up or Shut the fuck up!

Evening my little STFU'S so I am sure you have met the annoying person who is always commenting on things or saying ridiculous catchphrases. You may be whispering to a friend and the commentawhore will say  " I hate people who whisper!" or some stupid bullshit. Another type of person I do not like is the person who seems to want to play twenty questions when you are watching a movie. "WHO IS THAT?"  " IS THAT A GHOST?" and other ridiculous questions that if they watch the movie they will understand. Have a good sleep.....GOD I HATE PEOPLE WHO SLEEP!

I hate people who post on blogs....

Night my little STFU'S. So you probably are confused by my title, because I post on blogs...but I am saying I hate them....SO that makes me a a hypocrite. Now I don't actually hate people who post on blogs, I do however hate hypocrites. "I hate people who hate people" or "I hate people who talk behind other people's back, oh and Casey is a bitch" are famous lines by these bitches. Another quality they posses is if you tell them they are a hypocrite they yell at you and defend how they are not hypocrites. They then talk about you behind their back. The second kind of person I hate is the exaggeration stations. These people make things you do seem worst, and of course you are not around for this because they would be showing a backbone. They will say you backed out of something last minuet even if you gave them five months notice. Get yours hands off me you damn dirty bitches.

OH NO! Now I have to talk to you!

It is Saturday my STFU'S. So when you have a question you give a friend a call or text and they answer so you say thank you and they say " So what are you up to?" Crap! will maybe I can get out of this, unfortunately they say " Yeah I am just going to the market and BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH!" So now we are roped into another hour of conversation with these Talking 24/7 bitch lines. 

Now a Poem:

Don't be so sweet

Don't give me a rose

Don't give me a ring

Don't tell me to be calm

Don't tell me you care

Do give me a heartache

Do give me regret

Do tell me you hate me

Do tell me I deserve the bad

Please be rude

Please be aggressive

Please don't change

Please don't understand the sarcasm

I can't decide who I dislike more!!!!!

I hope you had a good today my little STFU'S. So have you ever had two people fighting and you couldn't decide who you were rooting for in the fight. It is not because they are both right or wrong that can't decide, it is because they both piss you off. I hate when this happens because I have to hear the same story from two different people who change the story to make themselves looks good. "Oh my god, like she said I was ugly" and  " All I said was she needs to get a haircut". I don't care! Fight in front of me and then forget it because I do not want to hear about this tomorrow. Have a great night.....No I said I wanted you to have an okay night!!!

Inappropriate Song Choice

1.Car Crash - Shut up and Drive



2.Funeral - I keep Breathing




3.Bar mitzvah - We wish you a Merry Christmas




4.Alcoholics Anonymous - Shots




5.Someone's Death Bead - Any Minute now

You are right, I got mad because you were insulting my friend... What was I thinking?!?

Good evening my STFU'S! So have you ever met someone who when they insult someone you care about and you talk to them about it they get angry. They seem to think that because they hate this person that everyone has to. Can I be blunt as is my way, these people need to realize the world does not revolve around them and shut the fuck up. This person is my friend and I think it is kinda obvious. You don't have to like them, but you need to respect the fact that I am not comfortable with you insulting them. I have a nickname for these people, I like to call them The world revolves around meanies.......Or Bitches. I mean you can;t expect them to like all your friends, but if you have told this person you are not comfortable with them insulting your friend then maybe they could learn to stop being such super bitches and shut the fuck up. Have a great night, and if I just described someone who you are friends with then I am sorry and I will respect your wishes.....Yeah fucking right

I have returned

Hello my little STFU'S I decided to take a little break from Blogging, but I have returned as my title hinted at. I do not like Pity Seeking missiles. These  are people who are sad and use this for attention because they crave pity.  An example " I am ugly and my life sucks" and they say this in the middle of a group of people so people feel bad for them. Another thing these people do is use their facebook status's as a psychiatrist.    "Wow that hurt, glad I now know who is my friend and who is just out to hurt me". Every status update is some stupid quote or vent about being betrayed and everyone always writes " Awww sucks, you don't need them" or " Be strong they will get what is coming". What the hell is coming you idiots! Is there something that attacks people who are mean. Telling these people they are strong is ridiculous...... Um hello they are complaining about how they can't take it where does it sound like they are strong. People who are strong take all the bad stuff without complaining and still smile everyday, that is strong you song quoting, Hipster loving, hoe bags. Goodnight and remember you are strong!

Before he eats - A parody of Before he Cheats by Carrie Underwood

Right now he's probably slowly eatin
With a bleached-blond tramp
And she's probably getting fresca

Right now, he's probably buying
Her some fruitopia
'Cause she can't shoot pepsi

Right now, he's probably up behind her
With a twenty
Showing her how to order a combo
And he don't know

I dug my fork into the side
Of his pretty little sauced-up medium rare steak
Carved my name into his turkey
I took a Louisville slugger to both heads of lettuce
Smashed a hole in all 4 plates
And maybe next time he'll think before he eats

Right now, she's probably up eating some
White-trash version of the Rib it

Right now, she's probably saying, "I'm Full"
And he's a thinking that he's gonna get Nuggets

Right now, he's probably dabbing on 3 dollars
Worth of that McChicken sauce

Oh and he don't know
I dug my fork into the side
Of his pretty little sauced-up medium rare steak
Carved my name into his turkey
I took a Louisville slugger to both heads of lettuce
Smashed a hole in all 4 plates
And maybe next time he'll think before he eats

I might've saved a little trouble for the next fat kid
'Cause the next time that he eats
Oh, you know it won't be behind me!
No, not behind me

I dug my fork into the side
Of his pretty little sauced-up medium rare steak
Carved my name into his turkey
I took a Louisville slugger to both heads of lettuce
Smashed a hole in all 4 plates
And maybe next time he'll think before he eats

You seem to know everything, except that hate you

Greeting my STFU's. So have you ever met a person who thinks they know everything, and if you say anything different from what they said they use some sort of stupid logic that only makes sense in their mind to prove you wrong.  I don't care if they think their right, but I care when they think that their is no other side to an argument. What I mean by that is that if you have a different opinion on say Religion, Same sex marriage, gun control, etc. they try and make you feel stupid for having a different opinion. "You think gay marriages should be legal that is stupid.... and while we are at it why don't we just allow people to kill people" and other psycho bullshit. If you have a problem with me and tell people you are not afraid of me, then why are you not saying it to my face. Seriously bring it on because I love confrontation and I love it went people start confrontation with me. Either grow some balls or shut the fuck up. Anyway enjoy the rest of your evenings my little STFU'S