I hate people who repeat thing....Repeat things......Repeat Things

Hello my STFU'S how are you?.....Yeah don't care. So I believe if you have good news you should share it, but I only need to know this once. For example " Hey guys I got into ________ University.........GUESS WHAT!?!?!?! I GOT INTO _________ UNIVERSITY." It is even worst if this person irritates the living shit out of you. I don't care that you got in, and I am not going to care the tenth time you told me. Another type of person I dislike is the person who seems to think you are their friends, even though you make it clear that you don't like them. "Hey Mitchell!" "Shut up bitch" "Oh you are so funny!" These people usually only talk about themselves and repeat that same thing over and over again as I demonstrated above. However, I love  these people because they help you make friends with everyone else who knows them because everyone shares the interest in hating those people. Have a wonderful week you little STFU's.

Forgive me, I was busy the last two days

Greeting my little STFU'S. I hate people who complain as you are well aware, but I really don't like people who complain who say "You don't know what a hard life is." Excuse me!?!?! You don't know anything about my life and have no right to say my life or anyone else's is easy. The difference is we don't complain all the fucking time. Hipsters are alright, but they do not need to brag all the time! "I was doing that before it was cool" I don't give a rats ass what you did or when you did it. Cool you started a trend that you now hate because everyone likes it. Hipsters = Biggest Douche Bags on the planet. Have a great day, and remember I made fun of Hipsters before it was cool.

Love For Food Story - A Parody of Love Story by Taylor Swift

We were both young when I first saw you

I close my mouth

And the flashback starts

I'm standing there

On a reinforced balcony in summer air

See the crumbs

See the milk, the empty cookie  jar

I see you make your way across the table

And say eat me, little did I know

That you were Edward Cullen, you were hunting Victoria

And Charlie said stay away from BElla

And I was crying on the counter

Begging you please don't go stale, and I said

Oreo take me somewhere we can eat alone

I'll be waiting all there's left to do is get on a power scooter

You'll be the Junk and I'll be the fat kid

It's a love for food story baby just say yes

So I sneak out to MCdonalds to see you

We keep quiet 'cause we're on a diet if they knew

So close your eyes

Escape this town for a little while

'Cause you were Edward Cullen, I was topaz eyes

And Charlie said stay away from Bella

But you were 40 calories 

I was begging you please don't go stale and I said

Oreo take me somewhere we can eat alone

I'll be waiting all there's left to do is get on a power scooter

You'll be the Junk and I'll be the fat kid

It's a love for food story baby just say yes

Oreo save me, they try to tell me to go on a diet

This meal is difficult, but it's real

Don't be afraid, I'll eat you without a mess

It's a love for food  story baby just say yes

Oh oh

I got tired of waiting for dessert

Wondering if you were even double stuffed 

My faith in you is fading

When I met you on the outskirts of town, and I said

oreo save me I've been feeling so hungry

I keep waiting for you but you never come

Is this in my Gut? I don't know what to think

He knelt to the ground and pulled out a onion ring

And said, Eat me Fatass

You'll never have to be Hungry

i'm double stuffed and that's all I really know

I talked to  Jenny Craig, go pick out a white glass of milk

It's a love for food  story baby just say yes

Oh, oh, oh, oh

'Cause we were both young when I first saw you

Premature Interjeculation

Hello my little STFU'S. Have you ever been talking about something you like and then someone interjects with "OH MY GOD! I HATE THEM!" Excuse me, but I just said I like them so what makes you think you should say you hate them. Also at least wait until I finish my sentence, it is rude to interrupt we learned that in grade 1.  Another thing I don't like is "Where did you get that from......The 80's?" Or "That is so 90's." Funny, it was made this year so that makes it from the 2000s. If I want to sing Jenny From the Block I will, and I don't want any sass about how old it is. So have a great sleep.....People have been sleeping since Adam and Eve......THAT IS SO 4000 B.C!

Oh, you got a 98%, you also got a FUCK YOU from me.

Hello STFU'S, hope you had a great start to your week. So there are lots of these people in the world. They pray for tests, they study, and then wait for the results. Studying and doing well on tests is fine; however the people I hate is those that brag about the results. "YES! I got 42 out of 45." Other people didn't do so well and they don't need you to rub it in their face that you did well. Also don't complain about a good mark. Especially about a test that everyone else failed. "I got an eighty.....FML"..........BITCH SHUT YOU MOUTH, before I shove your test down your throat. So if I am may leave you with one little piece of advice let it be this, If you do this, you are a douche and your friends talk bad about you behind your back.

I'm Glad By Mitchell Leger

I'm glad you're my friend
I'm glad we make plans
I'm glad you don't keep them
I'm glad you don't give me a reason
I'm glad you don't tell
I'm glad I wait all day for you
I'm glad you pretend you didn't
I'm glad my problems don't matter
I'm glad your problems always come up
I'm glad you ditch me
I'm glad you treat me different when others are around
I'm glad you judge me
I'm glad you look at me to feel better
I'm glad you don't care
I'm glad that I say this is the final time
I'm glad that when you ask again I'll forgive you
I'm glad I trust you
I'm glad that I shouldn't trust you
In the end...
I'm just glad you talk to me

Mean people are mean....Fake people are skanks

Hello my STFU'S, Hope you are having a great Saturday night. So I don't think there is anything wrong with being mean (as long as you know the limit). I do however not care for people who are mean and then get mad at others for being mean. "Guys that is so rude!" even though they have made fun of this person. Listen you Bitch, I may be mean, but at least I have the balls to be upfront about it. Stop being so fake. Another group of people I hate, is those who like to cyber bully or bully through texting. These people to me are cowards. Say it to my face or don't say it at all you pansy ass. When I confront these people they are all apologies, Then that same night they are texting me shit again. So enjoy your Saturday night, and try being mean to someone's face for a change.

Are you the teacher? No.....THEN SHUT YOUR MOUTH!

SUP MAH STFU'S. So over the last few weeks I have noticed some people in my classes think they have some god given right to tell people to shut up or act like they are better then everyone. I like to refer to these people as Nasty Ass Slutty Hoes, or NASH. Now these people are famous for lines such as " WOW! Can we be quiet" or "Sorry Miss Blank, they are like this because they are in high school and immature." Excuse me bitch, but you are in high school just like me, so don't act like you're better then us. I understand helping the teacher get control, but you don't have be rude about it. All you are doing is showing everyone what a stuck up bitch you are. So my little STFU'S my homework for you tonight is if you know someone like this, kick their ass! Enjoy your friday night, and remember Karma's a bitch and so am I.

Okay Bitch, just take the damn compliment

Good midnight my little STFU's. So you have probably met someone like this. You say "nice hair" and there reply is "thanks but I look like shit today". "So I say no I really mean it". This is okay every once in a while, I mean we all feel like people are just being nice. However; there are those that do this with every compliment, and eventually I just have to say "You know what, I was wrong you do look like shit". I am not a lake, so don't go fishing for compliments in me. I will compliment you when I feel like it and if you don't agree well sucks to be you bitch. Have a great friday, just remember BE QUIET!

DJ turn it down down down down!

Night time my little STFU's!  Now I love music, and I love my Ipod. I do not however love your Ipod. I am sure you have songs I love, but if I want to listen to them I will listen to them on my own. So I don't appreciate sitting next to you and listening to your music because you have your music set to a volume reserved for movie theatres. The worst part is it is usually a song I hate. "Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars".......No we can't you stupid bitch. I really don't like when I am trying to talk to you and you can't hear me, so I yell your name over and over again until finally you look at me and notice me staring. Then these jerks have the nerve to say "Did you say something?, I can't hear with these things on, HAHA!". Of course you can't hear with your Ipod on, you idiot. You are listening to Ke$ha sing talk about drugs on a volume level that no one should use because it can cause deafness to those around you. So please for the sake of me and everyone around you, turn that shit down. Sleep tight, and do not talk in your sleep.

You get the best of both worlds. Something Happy and Something Angry

Evening my little STFU's. So I decided for today's post I would post three different things. The first being something happy. Today in my voice class we started looking for songs to sing. Among these songs we talked about Time Warp, Aint No Mountain High Enough, and It Don't Mean a thing if it Aint got that Swing. For those who don't know the third one, it is a swing type of song (thus the name). My music teacher said you need to have attitude and bring out your inner dive. My class then proceeded to look at me. This made me really happy because I have taken pride in being the biggest bitch there is, there was, and there is ever going to be. So I was happy that the class thought of me. Now for the angry (I'm good at being angry). As you learned in my previous post I dislike listening to people complain. I also hate listening to people getting super excited about nothing. This includes shaking, jumping, or saying yes over and over again. Calm down, Unless you just won the lottery (and not the one by Shirley Jackson), American Idol, or you are having a baby there is no need to shake with excitement.

If you don't stop being so negative I will have to cut you!

Hello my little STFU's. I told you I was back, bet you didn't believe! God have some faith jerks. Anyway, At school I always dread one class, and the reason is because everyone is so negative. I walk in and say "Hello everyone" Now by their reactions you would think I just said "Hey everyone, Can you only talk about all your problems". Some of them have reasons that makes sense, but others are just complaining so they can hear the sound of there own boring monotone bullshit of a voice.  I know everyone has a bad day, I have them; but every day they come in and bitch about stuff that isn't worthy to be classified as annoying let alone a problem. Anyway I promise not everything will be an angry rant from me. So until next Keep your mouth shut.

School Work....BLEH! but not really

Hello my little STFU's. I know I haven't posted in a very long time now, but I'm back and a bigger bitch then ever. For my creative writing class we had to create a blog and post twice a week. So I decided I would use this one.